today is the last day of 2008
cant really sleep last nite

first, happy bday to my dear handsome dad, i can feel how excited u r when i made the call to u and say happy bday
and i will buy u a big gift, dont worry about it, dont always say i treat mom better, hah~~~~~~~~~~

2008 is kinda no change for me, except one thing--------friends
i still remember at the beginning of 2008, when i first met Yung and Nina, who are my best friends nowadays
Yung, I hope u got ur master and bachelor's degree by the end of 2009 and good luck with your application, and hopefully u could go Japan (ur dream place for food and gals)
Nina, u r far far away from us now in taiwan, I really really miss u and i hope i will see u in taiwan someday, i wish u find a good-looking and caring boyfriend in 2009, remember realistic before romantic, thats the key!!!!!!!

In August, i met the new guy, Kuang, en, how can I describe him, lets put it this way, how about " pervert in a good way, in good shape" hah~~~~~~~~ coz most of his topic is about gals, and im kinda feel he is trying to make me fulfill his fantasy about gals, hah, give me a break, dude, im not mr. almighty, hah, just kidding, u r a pretty damn good dude, and always remember what i told u, everything gonna be better, just take it ez, bicoz if not, u still cant change anything, and try to improve urself in every aspects, thats the way to go

another new guy, Prof. Yong,  i dont really notice he is a funny guy before i did talk to him,  I can see the hope of chinese lousy education system, if every prof has the same viewpiont as him, but i dont think so

there are 3 important new women in my 2008, i would say so

nina, u r my best friend, always, forever, no matter where u r, i miss u, and take good care of urself, i will see u for sure

ruojun, Kuang's wife, who always take good care of kuang and me, and kuang, u r really lucky to have her, treat her better ;)

and i dont wanna mention the name of the other women, i believe most of whom read this blog entry should know her, and if she is reading this, she will know as well.
couple of things i wanna clarify here, lets do Q&A like we always do
do i like u?  yes, im and still, at least for now
do i wanna get back with u if i have the chance? no, never, unless im totally brain damaged. Now i understand we are living in the totally different world, u r way too naive for me, u r the one who think romantic comes before realistic, just like Nina, the only difference is Nina is getting to the truth of this somehow to some degree, u r not getting it anytime sooner, do u? and i dont think i lost my chance, i think u lost ur chance, seriously, maybe its good for both of us.
i wish u r happy with ur little bf and good luck with ur plans, but give ur plan a second thought, will u? things gonna be different if u make it there. be prepared.

too much BS, summarize

Mom and Dad, be healthy, dont miss me too much, i will be good, maybe i will take good care of u guys soon, right?
Yung, find a girlfriend, will you?
Nina, miss u~~~
Kuangliang and Ruojun, I believe everything gonna workout and getting better for both of u, cross my fingers for u
Prof. Yong, make urself the dean

to all my other friends, roommate, best of luck with 2009
to who know me and love me, i love u guys too
to who know me and hate me, go f*** urself, bicoz how can u hate a guy as cute, handsome, funny, warmhearted like me, haha, so its basically ur problem, not mine

PS. gift from kuang, apple wireless keyboard

男人每天很大部分的時間都是在上班，所以辦公室正是養成型男的溫床。平常上班太隨性，才與型男之路漸行漸遠。那就让我一起来听听讲座，如何才能从丑陋的宅男变为传说中的型男吧。


办公室里平常有同事召喚時，都是起身走過去。
錯了！真正的型男在轉身回應的同時，手上的打字絕不能停！回應的時候，還要挑眉露出非常欠打有型的表情。


移動到同事座位時，更要非常帥氣的連椅子一起滑過去！


平時接電話時，都是直接把話筒拿起來聽。
太膚淺！型男絕不會這麼做！
型男在接電話之前，一定要把話筒拿起來，像調雞尾酒般在雙手間翻滾啊！


而平時上班打字的時候，就像普通的上班族一樣。坐在桌子前面打字。
這是不對的！這樣子一輩子只能當凡人！
型男打字，一定要與眾不同！不論如何，一定要給人華麗的感覺！


在辦公室外，經常會遇到各種不同的人。但光是男人臉上的笑容這個基礎中的基礎，我就不及格了。我雖然看到人都會微笑，但那種笑容最多只是「萌」，和「型」實在差太多了。
真正的型男，一定要隨時隨地保持著偶像劇風格的笑容啊！


光有笑容還不夠，還要有儀態。平時走路，都是大步邁進，非常沒有修養，難怪無法成為型男！
要當型男，一定要有令人注目的走路風格！


這種動作實在太娘了！
身為一個型男，絕不可能因為前方有水坑而畏懼，必會華麗地跨過！

型男吃飯時，也要有氣質，有型！
例如和朋友出去吃火鍋時，我都小心翼翼地用湯匙來撈易碎的豆腐等食品。
這是娘砲才有的行為！
一定要用筷子，快速地把豆腐從鍋裡抄起，這才是型男的美學啊！


要想以火锅拼人气，必须成为用餐时安静优雅的火锅武士。


任何一個小節都要有型，例如吃西瓜時，要用牙齒雕出龍頭，這才是型男本色！


平時在外工作時的不足之處，例如夏天在外面採訪新聞時，面對滿頭大汗，都是隨便擦擦就算了。
但是型男可不能如此！
型男記者在滿頭大汗時，一定要先拉緊被汗水濕透的外衣，硬撐出結實的後背，吸引女性的眼球！


緊接著要擺出有型的Pose，把女性注意力全部拉過來！


最後一定要站在背光的位置，以好萊塢式的華麗擦汗方法，盡情地散發型男費洛蒙！


在國外旅行時，與美女一同搭電梯的情形經常能遇到。當有美女想搭電梯時，我通常只是把電梯門按開，等著美女自己進來。
成何體統？這完全不是型男的紳士作風！
型男一定要站在電梯門外迎接美女，讓女性能感受到被服侍的快感！


如果是小羅莉等級的美少女，更可使用這種撐住電梯門的方式，強調自己的可靠性！


看到快關上的電梯門時，通常都是衝前猛按鈕，或是身手拍開電梯門。
這實在太粗野了！
怎麼可以耽誤其他人乘坐電梯的時間呢？型男當然要用型男的方式衝入電梯啊！


身為一個遠在他鄉的旅行者，還有一個容易遇上美女的場合，便是在乘坐大眾交通工具的時候。
身為一個型男，搭電車的時候也要特別有型！
連站在電車內抓環的手法，都是講究！


不過旅行的時候，畢竟有時差，經常會在搭車時睡覺。
既然是型男，睡覺時當然不能鬆懈。
要用漫畫式的睡法！


或是時尚雜誌的睡法！


只要能做到，車上的美女一定會含情脈脈地行注目禮啊！
最後在下車出閘時，也不可失去型男本色，不然將會前功盡棄。
在通過閘門的一瞬間，型男一定要騰空躍起，旋轉三圈飛出閘門，然後用力站定！

這些才是型男本色啊！
諸君！你們經常被女友或老婆辱罵是個宅男嗎？妳們覺得男友或老公太宅而感到羞恥嗎？那還在等什麼？快去購買這本「型男講座」，將自己或男伴徹底變成一名型男吧！